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Girls Night Out - Funny Story

Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out; both were faithful and loving wives…… however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls finished they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women’s husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, “These girl nights have got to stop. I’m starting to suspect the worst….my wife came home with no panties!

That’s nothing” said the other husband, “Mine came back with a card stuck between the crack of her butt that read, “From all of us at the Fire Station…… We’ll never forget you.”

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By: Julio Marroquin Mansilla on: May 15,2008 In: Funny Pictures, Funny Videos